AI Marketing Agent
Joey
Your daily marketing partner.
“I plan your 30-day calendar, write captions in your voice, and post for you while you run service. Photos in, posts out. You stay in the kitchen.”
What Joey does for you
Not a tool. Not a template. A specialist who handles your marketing end-to-end.
30-day content calendar
Joey plans every post around your menu, match days, food awareness weeks, local events, and seasonal moments - automatically. Zero thinking required from you.
Posts from dish photos
Send a photo of tonight's special over Telegram or WhatsApp. Joey writes the caption in your voice, adds your branding, and queues it for approval.
Daily morning digest
One message every morning. Today's posts, ready to approve. Tap once, done. Or review each one - your call.
Learns your brand voice
8-minute onboarding. Joey reads your existing posts, reviews, and menu. Every caption it writes sounds like you - not like AI.
Review-to-post
Got a glowing Google review? Joey turns it into a shareable Instagram card that builds trust and drives bookings.
Posts while you're in service
No phone in hand during the lunch rush. Joey posts on schedule while you cook, serve, and run the floor.
How Joey works
Sign-up to first post in under 48 hours.
Sign up
Create your account. No credit card needed for the first month.
8-minute onboarding
Tell Joey about your restaurant - menu highlights, brand voice, your vibe. 12 quick questions. Coffee goes cold, you're done.
Joey learns your brand
Joey reads your existing posts, reviews, and menu. Builds your brand profile overnight. Takes about 24 hours.
Posts every day
From day two, your morning digest arrives. You approve, we post. Your Instagram is never quiet again.
What you get on day one
- 30-day content calendar built overnight
- First 7 posts created and ready to approve
- Brand voice profile saved
- Morning digest live from day two
- Instagram scheduling active
- Review-to-post feature enabled
£99/month. Locked in forever.
33 founding spots. After that, it's £149.
Not per agent. For all ten.
Price locked for life.
- All 10 agents included as we launch them - no price changes ever
- Joey - your marketing agent, live now
- Unlimited Instagram posts, reviews, content
- Cancel anytime, no contract
- First month free to try
First month free · Cancel anytime · No card to start.
Lock in £99 →After the first 50, founding pricing closes forever. Then it's £149/month going forward.